FORUM CHRISTMAS
From six days of feasting, frolic and fun
The Forumites mostly are restful
The lunatic fringe still resort to the gun
As they carp sharply giving a gutful.
However, the rational folk are serene
Just resting with loved ones at home
Apondering places in Bali they've been
With never a carp, moan or groan.
For most of us here, it's a season of joy
Good vibes for each being on earth
We sit watching young ones, be they girl or boy
As they frolic around home and hearth.
Good luck to our friends up in Bali just now
We wish you the best of the best
When drinking at Suzi & Sammi's say "Wow
Too good for those others" with zest!
But our turn is coming, for some of us soon
We'll tread through your steps in the sand
Then it will be us who will bay at the moon
With the Island of Smile's happy band.
So, come on you Forumites offer a Prayer
That soon we're in Bali united
Ignore the odd carper or flaming doom-sayer
Don't be by their idiocy blighted.