In Reply to: Airlines and baggage (joke) posted by Burti ® on Friday, 30. November 2001 at 14:34 Bali Time:
The Qantas passenger cabin was being served by
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> an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a
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> good mood as he served them food and drinks.
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> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
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> the aisle and announced to the passengers, Captain Marvey has
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> asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
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> lovely people,so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
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> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well
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> dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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> "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
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> I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man
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> can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In
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> my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
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> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
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> a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a
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> Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, B@tch.